older relative: so, do you have a boyfriend yet?
me: *vanishes mysteriously into the light of the morning sun, humming an ancient song only the most fragrant flowers can remember*
"Today I saw your face and I lost my breath a little but I didn’t collapse like I would have six months ago."
I want to spoil someone. I want to take them on cute dates and hold their hand. I want to cuddle with them and then have great sex. I want to be like “hey that’s my girl” and show them off to the whole wide world.
Today is National Coffee Day, the best day ever!!!!! Can you tell I’ve had a lot of caffeine? Great! I’ve been celebrating all day! Coffee is one of my greatest loves. I drink it multiple times a day and will never turn down a chance to go to a coffee shop. That’s why I love coffee dates. Even if the date sucks, I still get coffee so it’s still a win. Also, coffee dates are awesome because they’re not as awkward as having a meal with someone you don’t really know, and you’re in a great setting to have a good conversation.